Homodroid

An enthusiastic Android nerd who hates Apple products.

Bob: I just bought an iPad.
Keith: WOW! That's soooooo gayy!!
Bob: Why?
Keith: Android is lightyears ahead off Apple in software engineering. It's open and free like linux and does not require iTunes.

Bob: Wow you really are a Homodroid.

Homodroid by Apple_Fanboy_1337 February 9, 2012

homoloid 

A person, that is a simultaneously a mongoloid and a homosexual. aka, a gay mongoloid.

What's up homoloid? You stupid homoloid

homoloid by RG123 November 28, 2007

homorrhoids 

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

homorrhoids by flyingdog March 31, 2008

homorrhoid 

Irritation sustained from prolonged anal intercourse

Steve: Dude, whats up with the ketchup stain on your shorts?
Frank: Oh shit, I probably got homorrhoids from last night's sailor gang bang

homorrhoid by bergali September 22, 2010

Hoodridge 

Hoodridge is the slang term for Woodridge, IL.

Yo, you live up in Hoodridge.

Hoodridge by noname urban September 21, 2003

hoodride

A hoodride is an old vintage car that's been lowered and has original faded or worn paint. In the best case, the car will also have rust and patina. Mismatched panels, dents and missing parts enhance the look because they add more character and originality. Driving a hoodride is about making use of a car everyone else would avoid because it's "ugly" or "beyond repair" and being able to love it for what it is. It's enjoying your car because you built it the way you want, and not how everyone else thinks it should look.

A hoodride is most often an older model air-cooled Volkswagen, but it doesn't really have to be a VW to qualify for hoodride status--It can be any rusty old car.

Shit man... Now that's a real Hood Ride.

The car sat out in a field for about ten years, and lost several fenders. It's a real hoodride.

hoodride by The Sad Emoticon September 9, 2008

hondroid

Plant worker at Honda Canada Manufacturing in Alliston, Ontario, Canada. You will recognize them by their identical white uniforms, lack of respect for common driving conventions, and bubble of inflated ego that surrounds most of them. They are often spotted in local bars trying to impress girls by telling them they work at Honda. This often works because most Alliston women are Whonda-Whores who will suck a guys dick if he's even drove past the Honda plant.

guy: That fucker just cut me off!!!

2nd guy: what do you expect. He's a Hondroid...

girl: I want to suck his dick!!! He's so amazing because he puts bolts in cars all day and makes 20 dollars an hour! I want to have his children!

hondroid by televox December 14, 2008