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One who loves penis both oral and anal.
Did you see the Hemker with that transvestite.
Hemker by bdodge April 28, 2009
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heckerooni 

A clean version of saying "what in the hell?," commonly said by the YouTuber MissDarcei
"What the heckerooni is a goth?"
heckerooni by noraisnotaninja October 8, 2019
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Hemerrhoid Tarp 

Q: Do you wear granny panties?

A: No I prefer hemerrhoid tarps
Hemerrhoid Tarp by Melunn June 5, 2020
1. A hacker whose behavior makes you go "What the heck?!" at worst and "What the unimaginable sentence enhancer?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!!!!!!!!" at best.

2. Someone who is hecking.
What the hecking heck? A hecker hacked my hecking computer.

Bro, goddamn you've gotta learn some more sentence enhancers. "Heck" just doesn't cut it with what that hecker did to your PC.
Hecker by EpicScientician September 26, 2021

heckerooni 

Heckerooni is another way to say "what in the hell?" on youtube so they don't get demonitized. The word is used a lot by the youtuber MissDarcei.
Darcei: What in the heckerooni is a goth?
"Oh ya see her? Shes Thee hecker
Hecker by Penultimate hecker March 21, 2022

heckered 

In reference to Minnesota-based businessman/con artist Denny Hecker, term is used when you get royally ripped off by somebody to the point where you lose large sums of money or expensive property.
Sean- Dude, I totally thought I got a great deal on Laker courtside seats for the game tonight, but after I paid for them, it turns out the tickets were a fake. Now I'm out ten grand.

Alex- You totally got heckered. You're wife's gonna be pissed.
heckered by sealex1255 April 9, 2010
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