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Heiker is the most wonderful person in the world. You will be pleased and happy to meet Heiker. Heiker is a true and loayle person. Heiker is the one puts a smile on people's face and feels good to spend time with him. Heiker is a handsome smart man who every girls wants in her life.
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Heiker by Klarida November 21, 2021
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crazy heifer 

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012

heckerooni 

A clean version of saying "what in the hell?," commonly said by the YouTuber MissDarcei
"What the heckerooni is a goth?"
heckerooni by noraisnotaninja October 8, 2019

heinerscheid 

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process
Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers
heinerscheid by TylerGi April 19, 2023

Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
Heifer Snack by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...