Helmet polish 

1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.

2. Artificial lubricant.

1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!

2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!

Helmet polish by Luftgescheft October 13, 2008

Polish Helmet 

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.

we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet

Polish Helmet by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020

Polish racing helmet

When one passes gas in thier own tighty-whiteys, then takes them off and wears them on thier head. Their will be a huge skidmark across the front, leading all the way to the back, resembling a racing helmet.

"Wow Jeff, that polish racing helmet really goes well with your new Harley!"

Polish racing helmet by Mike Tauss October 23, 2008

Polish the Helmet 

To give a head job to.

Man that bitch is so hot every time I see her she wants to polish the helmet.

Polish the Helmet by Master B March 10, 2003

Polish the War Helmet 

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

Polish the War Helmet by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

helmet-polisher 

A brown-noser; a sycophant.

Jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher.

helmet-polisher by Jeff Kane December 4, 2005

helmet polisher 

One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.

An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.

Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!

Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!

helmet polisher by Shaft_Dick September 27, 2008