1 definition by Shaft_Dick
One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.
An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.
An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.
Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!
Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!
Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!
by Shaft_Dick August 2, 2008