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Hell to the no 

Expressing disbelief; total shock/disgust/incredibility of something to someone
Guy 1-Hey man, where are we?
Guy 2-Alabama
Guy 1-Aw Hell to the No!
Hell to the no by Wilson White September 19, 2004

Hell to the no 

Something to say instead of 'hell no' that is funny because it sounds so stupid.
Popularized by Whitney Houston on 'Being Bobby Brown'.
I say-"Crack is whack."
Whitney says-"Hell to the no!"
Hell to the no by Nastina August 29, 2005

hellz to the no 

Another form of saying "there's no way it's gonna happn." but sounds more ghetto.
Your Boss: Are you gonna come work the holday for regular pay?

You: Hellz to the no
hellz to the no by MeggieKat November 15, 2010

hello to the no 

Hello to the no describes a situation that is familiar to most.

You see someone you know, perhaps they see you too. There may or may not be a moment of recognition. Nobody says, "hello"

Hello to the no!
Destiny in accounting walked past me in the hall today. Bitch didn't even say hi. Hello to the no!

hell to the no no no 

When someone asks if a person is gay but they refuse to admit they really are.
Person: “Are you gay”
Person: “Oh hell to the no no no”
hell to the no no no by Lexek102 April 22, 2018

Hell to the fuckin' no 

extreme way of saying hell to the no. used when somebody asks a "when hell freezes over" type question
Dude 1: can I test drive your H3 for a sec?

Dude 2: hell to the fuckin' no.
Hell to the fuckin' no by OmegaXMK2 November 9, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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