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Noudi can't say help lol.
"What's hegl?"
"Noudi just couldn't type help lol"
Hegl by Anon5546363728 June 29, 2021
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An awesome person who is always loyal and never tells secrets and plays soccer and has amazing friends but their love lives sucks.
Heglund's are awesome.
heglund by shakone\ December 13, 2017
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Hegle is another way of saying hahahaha or bahaha, just less cringe
Person A: I called my teacher mum today
Person B: Hegle
Hegle by N0 CALLER ID June 21, 2019

hegleblawg 

Hegleblawg is a domestic animal that does not have the ability to pay the rent
Hegleblawg really thinks he is paying the rent 💀💀💀
hegleblawg by Slawg123 June 13, 2023
when a big booty latina puts a strap on and starts fucking your dog in front of you
"yeah she heglified my dog after I said no to her"
heglified by iHasBrain January 19, 2024
Heglog is a royalty family located in a small oasis in westerns middle east. They consist of Mr. Heglog, the head of the family, ms. Heglog, the mother and author. The three musketeers heglog, which are the three little brother, wild yet charming, and of course, lady heglog. She is known of being a beautiful mysterious yet cruel women. She own her own chamber away from the rest of the royal family, the Mr and musketeers often send their maid ismarelda for light torture in the lady's chamber of secrets. Very little info is out there on the heglog family, but the ones who know them have a great gift.
Ofek: have you heard the lady heglog is having a party tonight in the beach mansion?

Yechezkel: I wouldn't recommend going there, the lady likes torturing the public
heglog by Shmiggy_queen April 24, 2024
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