heglund

An awesome person who is always loyal and never tells secrets and plays soccer and has amazing friends but their love lives sucks.

Heglund's are awesome.

by shakone\ December 13, 2017

haglund

Roughly translated to the highlander.

wow look at that guy he's as invincible as a haglund.

by booty_calla June 17, 2009

hoglund

someone who covers up how tiny their penis is by talking as loud as possible

jon pulled a hoglund when Kurt walked into the bathroom while he was showering

by cluter December 24, 2010

Hegglund

When you pick-up an extremely heavy set women ( original English called Hegg's ) , proceed to spread he starfish ass up on your bed. Take duct tape, or have her spread her ass-cheeks so her brown starfish is staring at your soul. Now, you lunge (lund) from a foot or more away and pray you don't break your urethra when trying to penetrate her asshole. It must be a large, overweight women, as skinny girls you are almost certain to break your shaft each time. Unless that girl has lost all elasticity around her anus from anal sex.

" See here marshall, that big bertha' looking bitch im going to Hegglund tonight after I black out "
" I fucked up my hegglund and broke my urethra "
" I bet that bitch has been hegglund a few times "
" Any of you water buffallos want to get hegglund'ded? ''

by Skinnydick69treway September 10, 2018

hailey haglund

Super Sexy, This girl is the meaning of "Goddaayyyuuummmm!!! " Her Personality shits on all these regular ratchet hoes y'all stupid bitches turn-in into nowadays skeet skerr!!

Fuck around, Hailey Haglund will have yo ass steady fainted on the ground blown away by her beauty. Hailey Haglund Is the most amazing girl you will ever meet, so if you happen to be the lucky guy to come across this sweet piece of glory. You Better Never Let Her go, and Treat her Like a QUEEN.

"Ayee bruh dont fuck with my girl, shes a Hailey Haglund"

by fuckyocouchbiotch April 15, 2015

Lisa Hedlund

the biggest babe of all sweden, big up to manz Lisa for being a real G. A Lisa Hedlund is a woman that dances like britney spears and sings like an angel. If you want someone to drink tea with and talk about hedgehogs lisa is the fit and she looks it ;)))))

Person 1 ( jacob): Omg i wanna move to germany but before that i do that i want to drink tea and talk about hedgehogs
Person 2 (Hayley): You should see a Lisa Hedlund for that........

by coolgirlskattis April 21, 2021

Hoglund

Someone of extreme to unusual size.
Someone who reminds you of a large animal ex: elephant or whale

it sucked cause i was stuck in an elevator with a HOGLUND

by notLoganS. April 29, 2011