When you pick-up an extremely heavy set women ( original English called Hegg's ) , proceed to spread he starfish ass up on your bed. Take duct tape, or have her spread her ass-cheeks so her brown starfish is staring at your soul. Now, you lunge (lund) from a foot or more away and pray you don't break your urethra when trying to penetrate her asshole. It must be a large, overweight women, as skinny girls you are almost certain to break your shaft each time. Unless that girl has lost all elasticity around her anus from anal sex.

" See here marshall, that big bertha' looking bitch im going to Hegglund tonight after I black out "
" I fucked up my hegglund and broke my urethra "
" I bet that bitch has been hegglund a few times "
" Any of you water buffallos want to get hegglund'ded? ''

Hegglund by Skinnydick69treway September 10, 2018

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hailey haglund

Super Sexy, This girl is the meaning of "Goddaayyyuuummmm!!! " Her Personality shits on all these regular ratchet hoes y'all stupid bitches turn-in into nowadays skeet skerr!!

Fuck around, Hailey Haglund will have yo ass steady fainted on the ground blown away by her beauty. Hailey Haglund Is the most amazing girl you will ever meet, so if you happen to be the lucky guy to come across this sweet piece of glory. You Better Never Let Her go, and Treat her Like a QUEEN.

"Ayee bruh dont fuck with my girl, shes a Hailey Haglund"

hailey haglund by fuckyocouchbiotch April 15, 2015

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Lisa Hedlund

the biggest babe of all sweden, big up to manz Lisa for being a real G. A Lisa Hedlund is a woman that dances like britney spears and sings like an angel. If you want someone to drink tea with and talk about hedgehogs lisa is the fit and she looks it ;)))))

Person 1 ( jacob): Omg i wanna move to germany but before that i do that i want to drink tea and talk about hedgehogs
Person 2 (Hayley): You should see a Lisa Hedlund for that........

Lisa Hedlund by coolgirlskattis April 21, 2021

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Hoglund

Someone of extreme to unusual size.
Someone who reminds you of a large animal ex: elephant or whale

it sucked cause i was stuck in an elevator with a HOGLUND

Hoglund by notLoganS. April 29, 2011

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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