5 definitions by McdonaldsAreClosed

HegartyMaths is a website that secondary schoolers normally use and is used for of course maths if you need help this man sounds like a youtuber then sometimes doesn't help you but waste your time and if you don't do your hw then youll have 34 fricken tasks
HegartyMaths:Hello its Mr Hegarty here
Me:HegartyMathsYouTWber?
by McdonaldsAreClosed May 19, 2020
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A female dog which if you referring to a girl you might be telling them they are a hoe and if they are not a gold digger its fine(Don't take this definition seriously you could say it to anyone but also you can say it to anyone)If your really bored and you feel high say this quite loudly in your home and be brought back to the adoption centre hope I helped.
Guy:Your a BITCH
Mum:Wheres those adoption papers
by McdonaldsAreClosed May 19, 2020
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The thing which is killing people but is also saving kids lives not doing work people over 70 cant leave the house so 69 year olds come out but the annoying thing is you cant see your friends if they live far away from you like I wanna visit my girlfriend but the police rolling out with shotguns and chasing my a$$ with the whole police (UK)force.People cant even get their Cheetos if they wanted to cause some 6 year old took them from Iceland and Tesco for quarantine.(Stay Safe and wash your detty hands you monsters with hot water you 4 year olds)
Person:Who's at my door
Corona:Its me Bitch
by McdonaldsAreClosed May 19, 2020
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The kind of guy to search up the answers to a sex workshop by watching porn 24/7 and is quite funny but sometimes makes sex jokes in school sticks things ups a girl he likes ass so hes happy R.I.P to the girl he likes. I don't think he'll get married someday.He would possibly make any weird face when having sex(But wouldn't have a girlfriend or wife to have sex with)
Jerome:Its so easily to make a vagina with play-doh I do this all the time and I might aswell make a 2 inch penis in the middle of it to.
by McdonaldsAreClosed May 19, 2020
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The most beautiful person in the entire world she is quite intelligent, if your dating her you are extremely lucky normally has multiple crushes in school very popular likes anime, a group called BTS loves to play games and is very funny just saying don't call anime around her you'll get shanked besides that she's the best friend you'll ever have.
Idk what to say for this sooooo stop reading this example got get your mac n cheese and eat with your parents(Beth is also really kind)
by McdonaldsAreClosed May 19, 2020
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