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1. A comapny which provides betting and gambling services
2. A type of rake
3. A Sweedish surname
4. Another name for a child with no father (aka bastard)
5. Infamous German beastiality adult movie
6. Type of extremely hot curry
7. New product by Barry Scott (Cillit Bang)
8. Trinny and Suzannas method of regurgitating food for the purpose of losing weight
1: Have you seen that movie, "Heeft"
2: That movie is "almost sexual", i just want to rub my balls into my eye sockets and suck lemon juice
1: Fucking sexual!
heeft by scottysullivan October 6, 2006
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iemand die liefde nodig heeft 

when you post a tiktok about #franchise🧟
ey die iemand heeft liefde nodig is iemand die liefde nodig heeft
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hefty chonk 

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.
me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK
hefty chonk by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019

hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

Hefty Moose

1. A Large amount of something
2. A Big Girl
Example 1
Guy 1 : Man i just put up 300 pounds on the bench
Guy 2: Damn thats a hefty moose

Example 2
Guy 1 : you see that girl

Guy 2: yea thats one hefty moose
Hefty Moose by dan2331 November 1, 2010
Heeta is a name used to name girls. Heeta is a very kind and down to earth girl. She never wants to hurt other's feelings. She is extremely creative. If you ever got Heeta as a friend keep her as a friend for life.
Omg! She is so down to earth. That must be a Heeta
Heeta by Ninan April 8, 2021
Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
heefing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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kinktober 

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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

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