heef

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

heef

The flesh of a homosapian ie."human beef".

1 A:what would ya like fer suppa,dweeb?
B:HEEF!!!!!!!!
2Wow,just lookin at yer fat,tender arms makes my mouth water for heef!

by ACkiddo110 December 3, 2006

heef

To smoke marijuana in any way shape or form.

Let's go buy a blunt at the gas station and heef some of this tree I just picked up.

by Brosti August 6, 2005

Heef

Number 2 of yinns language.. unknown meaning

HEEF!!!

Heef

by Yinndalin September 2, 2022

heef

a screwd up child named shyla who has no friends and is a prep

ur a heef

by sum1 ur not July 27, 2003

Heef cofe

a woman with a large intimidating frame and robust figure. There are many different varietys of a heef cofe all equally in charge. Most heef cofe could beat you at arm wrestling.

"Hey billy call heef cofe and see if she's working st Arby's today, I need to get a twamp sack.

by Dannyboy88100 August 19, 2017

heefing

Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005