Definitions by Kunkyape

Hedgemonkey

Hedgemonkey - a long haired, pikey-esque, smelly inferior human being. Often seen as an old 80's rocker listening to too much wack metal.

You know that Andrew W.K., he's a right fucking hedgemonkey

Hedgemonkey by Kunkyape January 22, 2009

Fucking a goose and when you are just about to cum, break its neck so that its ass muscles contract resulting in a heightened orgasm.

My mate Geoff has just been down the farm, he fancied a bit of scropage

Scropage by Kunkyape January 22, 2009