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heteromantic 

A romantic attraction to a member of the opposite sex, can include sexual attraction or not.

In the case of asexuals, heteromantic would mean they have romantic feelings towards the opposite sex, but not any sexual desire.

The desire for a romantic relationship with someone of the opposite sex
I am physically attracted to both males and females, but am only really interested in dating males. So I am bisexual but heteromantic.
heteromantic by MALM October 12, 2012

heteromantic homosexual 

Someone who is romantically attracted to the opposite gender, but does not feel any sexual attraction towards them, and who has sexual attraction towards the same gender
Joe: Hey bro, I bet you could fuck her if you wanted!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.

Joe: Wait, so are you gay?

Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.

Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.

Josh:Yup!

heteromantic bisexuality 

Kiki, heteromantic bisexul is not a real sexuality. stop being homophobic and go fuck yourself.
Kiki: I'm heteromantic bisexual!

Literally anyone: heteromantic bisexuality is acephobic and not a real thing, go touch some grass.

Heteromantic 

When two straight men are fond of each other and can hug without getting hard ons.
2 dudes getting married, that doesn’t sound gay... more heteromantic.
Heteromantic by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

Heteromantic

"Being heteroromantic means you feel romantic attraction to people of the opposite gender without feeling intimate attraction for them"

Bruh that's just Asexuality but they tried to make it sound less queer. I can kinda get it, saying your Asexual may sound like you're saying you're "A sexual", I've seen people make that mistake. Heteromanitc feels kind of uneeded though because poeple say they're Asexual Heteromantic. If you say you're just Asexual and just that then that means you're straight and can feel romantic attraction. People are basically saying their sexuality twice.

Heteromantic is such a nothing burger of a neo-sexuality because it is literally just Asexual, we're just making shit up for no reason. I can probably give a bit more leeway to Homoromantic since it's a two in one kind of deal like Aroace.
Person 1: "I'm Asexual Heteromantic."
Person 2: "Don't you mean just Asexual?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "But they're literally the same thing."
Person 1: "No they're not"
Person 2: "Just read the damn rant."
Heteromantic by TheHolyKetchup9 February 5, 2026

heteromatic 

Requiring constant intervention to cause an action.
I have a heteromatic washing machine
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