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Hederomantic 

When to guys spend a lot of time together in a non romantic way. Also known as a bromance.
Matt and Daniel had a hederomantic date at the hotel last night.
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heteromantic 

A romantic attraction to a member of the opposite sex, can include sexual attraction or not.

In the case of asexuals, heteromantic would mean they have romantic feelings towards the opposite sex, but not any sexual desire.

The desire for a romantic relationship with someone of the opposite sex
I am physically attracted to both males and females, but am only really interested in dating males. So I am bisexual but heteromantic.
heteromantic by MALM October 12, 2012

heteromantic homosexual 

Someone who is romantically attracted to the opposite gender, but does not feel any sexual attraction towards them, and who has sexual attraction towards the same gender
Joe: Hey bro, I bet you could fuck her if you wanted!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.

Joe: Wait, so are you gay?

Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.

Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.

Josh:Yup!

heteromantic bisexuality 

Kiki, heteromantic bisexul is not a real sexuality. stop being homophobic and go fuck yourself.
Kiki: I'm heteromantic bisexual!

Literally anyone: heteromantic bisexuality is acephobic and not a real thing, go touch some grass.

Heteromantic 

When two straight men are fond of each other and can hug without getting hard ons.
2 dudes getting married, that doesn’t sound gay... more heteromantic.
Heteromantic by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

Heteromantic

"Being heteroromantic means you feel romantic attraction to people of the opposite gender without feeling intimate attraction for them"

Bruh that's just Asexuality but they tried to make it sound less queer. I can kinda get it, saying your Asexual may sound like you're saying you're "A sexual", I've seen people make that mistake. Heteromanitc feels kind of uneeded though because poeple say they're Asexual Heteromantic. If you say you're just Asexual and just that then that means you're straight and can feel romantic attraction. People are basically saying their sexuality twice.

Heteromantic is such a nothing burger of a neo-sexuality because it is literally just Asexual, we're just making shit up for no reason. I can probably give a bit more leeway to Homoromantic since it's a two in one kind of deal like Aroace.
Person 1: "I'm Asexual Heteromantic."
Person 2: "Don't you mean just Asexual?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "But they're literally the same thing."
Person 1: "No they're not"
Person 2: "Just read the damn rant."
Heteromantic by TheHolyKetchup9 February 5, 2026

heteromatic 

Requiring constant intervention to cause an action.
I have a heteromatic washing machine
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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