heteromatic

Requiring constant intervention to cause an action.

I have a heteromatic washing machine

by Responsible_Clark July 23, 2019

heteromantic

A romantic attraction to a member of the opposite sex, can include sexual attraction or not.

In the case of asexuals, heteromantic would mean they have romantic feelings towards the opposite sex, but not any sexual desire.

The desire for a romantic relationship with someone of the opposite sex

I am physically attracted to both males and females, but am only really interested in dating males. So I am bisexual but heteromantic.

by MALM October 12, 2012

heterotastic

Rudely used as a form of derision in place of wonderful or great. Often has the addition of the word "fucking" between the syllables for additional emphasis.

“Well, isn’t that just heterofuckingtastic/heterotastic. My hard drive just crashed.”

by gayinchitown72 June 24, 2006

heteromantic homosexual

Someone who is romantically attracted to the opposite gender, but does not feel any sexual attraction towards them, and who has sexual attraction towards the same gender

Joe: Hey bro, I bet you could fuck her if you wanted!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.

Joe: Wait, so are you gay?

Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.

Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.

Josh:Yup!

by Meh3560503p2p February 26, 2017

heteromance

When you fall in love with someone of the opposite sex, yet have no sexual attraction to them. Usually happens between women and their gays.

Gay guy: something weird happened
Gay guy: i believe ive fallen in love with her
Gay guy: but
Gay guy: no sexual desire
Guy friend: yea right
Gay: i just love being with erh
Gay: her
Guy friend: so it's likkkkeeeeeee
Guy friend: a bromance, except....
Guy friend: a heteromance??
Gay: she is so awesom

by Wardicus September 25, 2011

Heteromestic

The type of lifestyle that was once almost exclusively the domain of straight, white, married couples: house in the suburbs, two kids, minivan, beige walls, bland food. Starting in the early 2000s,however, the lines between this and the homomestic lifestyle have blurred, as gay couples get legally married and raise children in increasing numbers, while suburban straight couples discover the joys of chevre and beurre blanc, cobalt blue dining rooms, and anal fingering.

Scott and Giselle's happy, heteromestic bliss started to crumble the moment Scott took his first bite of kimchi fried rice.

by mkemankws March 21, 2016

Heteromancrush

a strictly, straight and all Heterosexual adoration for an amazing figure of the same gender, usally entertainment figures in music,entertainment and mainly sports.Though most dont admit it for fear of being homosexual, every male human being has 1 completely heteromancrush.

Kobe Bryant is so freaking amazing bro, he's at the top of his league!

Looks, like Someones got a Heteromancrush!

by Thugginwestside March 16, 2009