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Heavyweights 

Romantic prospects who don’t take the hint after you’ve clearly told them you’re not interested.
Cody: Damn, Yasmin has been matching with heavyweights lately. They’ll hit her up for weeks after she clearly shut them down. I feel for her.
Heavyweights by YumseCj June 20, 2021
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heavyweight 

A person who can hold his liquor.

Antonym: lightweight
damn those kids nat ev dylan and mike were some heavyweights, they would drink all night, pass out, and pick right up where they left off in the morning.
heavyweight by natedog856 September 27, 2005

Heavyweight 

Having tolerance to any drug, e.g Caffeine, Alcohol, Weed etc. and needing large amounts to feel an effect. For example Chronic Caffeine addicts and alcoholics are heavyweights, Although fat people are naturally heavyweights without tolerance as they need more blood concentration to feel something.
John: Did you feel that quad espresso from Starbucks?
Sam: not even, I drink 8 coffees a day and haven’t had a coffee zap since 2009, I’m a heavyweight.
Heavyweight by youlasty2 December 31, 2019

Heavyweight Television 

Term used to define modern golden-age TV shows, particularly serial dramas, such as Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Sons Of Anarchy, True Detective, The Sopranos, etc. (aka Heavyweight TV)

(term coined by The Void aka The Original Detritus)
Person 1: "Have you finished binge watching the last season of Breaking Bad on Netflix yet?"

Person 2: "Not yet, it's almost impossible to keep up with all of the great heavyweight television shows out there today"

Heavyweight Champion 

the guy in a group of friends that has sex with the fattest chick, until someone else has ex with a fatter chick, that guy holds the title as the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
dude jon fucked this chick last night, and she must of been 230 lbs. I think that makes him the Heavyweight Champion of Lyndonville

Heavyweight Honey 

A large woman percieved as an object of sexual pleasure.
Heavyweight Honey by Vladimir M October 27, 2007

Russian Heavyweight 

A large Russian prostitute known for her large hips and gut
“Man, that Russian Heavyweight did wonders.”
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