the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome
(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
by sammythejuice October 24, 2011
by sammythejuice May 23, 2011
a contraceptive used for protection when having sexual intercourse with a drore. COASTER = slang for condom
dude i'd put my beer on that drore as long as i had a coaster. haha yeah u dont want to leave a ring
by sammythejuice May 23, 2011
a turd trick that involves leaving fecal matter in a toilet and then shaving your pubes into the toilet. This combination resembles a long brown shaft covered in hair often identical to the dick of a saquatch
As i looked into the toilet bowl I saw a shit covered in pubes, and thought what is that bigfoots dick?
by sammythejuice October 03, 2011
Me:Man Im so drunk Id hook up with any bore in this place.
Friend: dude as long as you got your boar tags.
Me: Man dont need them, its always boar season haha
Friend: dude as long as you got your boar tags.
Me: Man dont need them, its always boar season haha
by sammythejuice October 22, 2011
Dude you want to get drunk? Yeah we should rack off eachother.
We were racking off so hard last night. I've never got so drunk.
We were racking off so hard last night. I've never got so drunk.
by sammythejuice May 23, 2011
by sammythejuice October 22, 2011