sammythejuice's definitions

coaster

a contraceptive used for protection when having sexual intercourse with a drore. COASTER = slang for condom

dude i'd put my beer on that drore as long as i had a coaster. haha yeah u dont want to leave a ring

by sammythejuice September 13, 2011

drore

a drug addicted whore

dude you were so drunk last night you almost hooked up with that drore.

by sammythejuice September 14, 2011

racking off

when 1-2 people share a 30 rack of beer to themselves

Dude you want to get drunk? Yeah we should rack off eachother.

We were racking off so hard last night. I've never got so drunk.

by sammythejuice September 14, 2011

whorelock

a whore with magical powers

I never thought I would do something like that, man that whorelock sure was persuasive.

by sammythejuice October 23, 2011

Boar

a heavy weight woman that is Down to fuck DTF

Me:Man Im so drunk Id hook up with any bore in this place.

Friend: dude as long as you got your boar tags.
Me: Man dont need them, its always boar season haha

by sammythejuice October 23, 2011

boar tags

slang term for "condoms" that are used for having sex with boars aka "fat chicks". This meaning that you can' t tag a boar without your boar tags.

Man this place is full of boars. I guess its up to me to use my boar tags to help thin out the herd.

by sammythejuice October 23, 2011

italian lawn jockey handoff

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome

(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?

by sammythejuice October 24, 2011