Headarsis

a new medical term for having one's head located safely up their own a**

sorry boss, I didn't get that report done as i'm suffering from a semi terminal case of Headarsis. headasheadassasshat

by asshat-thegreat July 28, 2010

yee yee headass

A yee yee headass is somebody that is completely devoid of any common sense and even worse, is also being a total dickhead.

Fuck off, you yee yee headass.
That guy really is being a yee yee headass right now.

by yee yee headass October 3, 2018

Poo poo headass nigga

The ultimate roast to people who are complete retards that did something wrong to themselves and exposes it in public.

Guy1:”hey guys I lost my job cuz I pissed off my boss, any tips?”
Memelord: “poo poo headass nigga”

by Poopoolord9000 July 10, 2018

Headass

1. A term used when one says something either obscured, unbelievable, or stupid (when trying to be funny)
2. A term used at the end of an insult when talking about someone

Ex 1: (Nerdy boy & Regular Boy Conversation)
Nerd: Guess what bro?
Boy: What is it?
Nerd: I be pulling tons of females!!!
Boy: Headass!!

Ex 2: (When talking to someone with a big head)
Bully: Man if you don't get your gumball machine headass away from me.

by DFW817 February 25, 2013

Pee pee poo poo headass

A phrase that is usually said on Twitter in reply to tweets containing the words, “pp” or “pee”.

Origin is unknown

“That made my pp tingle XD”

“Pee pee poo poo headass”

by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

Headass Insurance

When someone says "headass" at the end of a statement or question to make it seem like they're joking, when in reality they're serious.

"Hey James, want to eat at McDonald's? Headass"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"

by Bobbylight69su June 8, 2018

Headass

1. A generic insult
2. An insult that attacks a person's intellegence

Tom's headass just got suspended for drinking in school.

by ethswriter June 7, 2009