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a new medical term for having one's head located safely up their own a**
sorry boss, I didn't get that report done as i'm suffering from a semi terminal case of Headarsis. headasheadassasshat
Headarsis by asshat-thegreat July 28, 2010
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yee yee headass 

A yee yee headass is somebody that is completely devoid of any common sense and even worse, is also being a total dickhead.
Fuck off, you yee yee headass.
That guy really is being a yee yee headass right now.
yee yee headass by yee yee headass October 3, 2018

Poo poo headass nigga 

The ultimate roast to people who are complete retards that did something wrong to themselves and exposes it in public.
Guy1:”hey guys I lost my job cuz I pissed off my boss, any tips?”
Memelord: “poo poo headass nigga
1. A term used when one says something either obscured, unbelievable, or stupid (when trying to be funny)
2. A term used at the end of an insult when talking about someone
Ex 1: (Nerdy boy & Regular Boy Conversation)
Nerd: Guess what bro?
Boy: What is it?
Nerd: I be pulling tons of females!!!
Boy: Headass!!

Ex 2: (When talking to someone with a big head)
Bully: Man if you don't get your gumball machine headass away from me.
Headass by DFW817 February 25, 2013

Pee pee poo poo headass 

A phrase that is usually said on Twitter in reply to tweets containing the words, “pp” or “pee”.

Origin is unknown
“That made my pp tingle XD”

“Pee pee poo poo headass”

Headass Insurance 

When someone says "headass" at the end of a statement or question to make it seem like they're joking, when in reality they're serious.
"Hey James, want to eat at McDonald's? Headass"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"
1. A generic insult
2. An insult that attacks a person's intellegence
Tom's headass just got suspended for drinking in school.
Headass by ethswriter June 7, 2009
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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