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Person that hangs around public restrooms, rest stops waiting to give or receive a blowjob.

Feeling horny, he decides to cruise a local truckstop in anticipation of being served by the Head waiter.

Head waiter by Garm93 May 21, 2021

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head water

Slang for pre-cum

guy 1: fuck man, stacy drank my head water last night
guy 2: that girl's a freak!

head water by savagequill April 13, 2017

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Water Head

A person with mental health problems, ie downs syndrome, or retard for the lay person.

Hey why do all the water heads work at McDonalds; Someone stop this water head from humping my leg; that effing water head just pooped his pants.

Water Head by The Ceeg October 26, 2006

WATER HEAD

Somebody with a skinny body and a huge head.

Look at that kid over there with a big 'ol waterhead.

WATER HEAD by Ralph Felix July 1, 2004

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water head

Somebody with a big ass head

Raz-B from B2k got a water head

water head by Toni Backstab June 24, 2003

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water head

Slang: term used to describe the bloated puffy face that people usually get from eating too much rice.

That filipino guy must eat alot of rice, check out his water head.

water head by therealwaterhead April 16, 2007

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Water head

A crybaby. Someone who whines and cries alot.

"I hate babysitting that damn kid, he is such a water head."
or
"Stop crying boy! Quit actin like a water head!"

Water head by sassysayra December 28, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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