head press

when you bench press a girl while she is giving you head.

i head pressed her so i could get a little work out and get head.

by micro July 25, 2008

Head Press

When you bench press a girl while she is giving your head.

I head Pressed her so i could get a work out and get head.

by matt schafer July 28, 2008

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

Head Pressure

Synonym for head: oral sex.

I woke up with some head pressure yesterday

by Vitaen September 16, 2022

Indian Headress

Basically its were you BUST a NUT on a girls forehead (while shes sleeping) then place a red skittle in the middle of her forehead.

guy:"Hey, why does your forhead look like a glazed doghnut and whys there a skittle in the middle?"

girl:"my boyfriend gave me the Indian Headress lastnight while i was sleeping!"

guy:"HAHA you fucking whore!!"

girl : *cries*

by Cameron & joey November 23, 2010

indian headdress

Sexual deviant term. When one ejaculates, shits, and pisses in one's underwear, then runs up behind another person and puts them on his/her head.

Johnny gave Jim an indian headdress.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

Headdress

A mullet belonging to a female

Have you seen Jake's mom's new haircut? That hillbilly broad got herself a HEADDRESS!!!

by Krist-stain July 25, 2011