HE WONT

Noun. A person that constantly bails or flakes after saying he will do something but then doesn't. Especially when it comes to partying.

Verb. Calling someone out who always flakes after saying they are going to party.

Guy #1: Hey guys im gonna get blacked out drunk and rage my face of tonight.

Guy #2: "HE WONT!!!"

Guy #3: Tyler is such a HEWONT. I wish he would actually come party for once.

HE WONT by Reinman July 27, 2011

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iand i kow he wont

A little boy named "Trition" got into a discord argument with big gigachad boy "xaern" and caused him to type out this abomination of a word.

-Trition: "iand i kow he wont"
-xaern: "What the fuck did you just say"

iand i kow he wont by Gigachads son January 30, 2024

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HE WONT • iand i kow he wont • yhu find as he'll i won't yhu • Won't HE do it ? • He • he man • he she • He'Brew • he he he ha • He Ho

yhu find as he'll i won't yhu

I "ghetto" phrase made as a joke, aimed at people who tend to speak in a "ghetto" manner. The meaning of the phrase is actually "You fine as hell, I want you" but was changed to "yhu find as he'll i won't yhu" to imply that a primarily "ghetto" male was showing interest in an attractive female. It is supposed to imitate bad spelling and auto-correct in a sentence. The phrase is primarily used to show attraction in a person, and essentially wanting to date.

*man sees attractive female on Instagram*
Man: Ooh, she fine as hell, I want her. Lemme comment on her post.
*yhu find as he'll i won't yhu*
Man: Damnit auto-correct

yhu find as he'll i won't yhu by ZbIsMe23 October 1, 2020

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Won't HE do it ?

"won't HE do it? " is when the grill master Mike Evans shows up in your FB timeline unexpectedly without warning or notice; but with a whole lot of SMOKE, BRISKET, RIBS, and PORK BUTT . . . gently reminding YOU that HE is about to bless folks with his barbecue

"yo, Big Mike was on Live again with that smoke ! Won't he do it ?"

Won't HE do it ? by 123_Reptile August 9, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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