Haysoos 

It's the Spanish way to say "Jesus". Except Mexicans call their child this, for being Mexican. The guy, Haysoos, will be the best guy you will ever meet, he's absolutely the most amazing guy ever. He's wonderful and marvelous. You'll love everything about him. He'll make your days better in every way possible.

Haysoos is the best guy in the world :)

Haysoos by BrainlessTeen August 17, 2011

Haysooz 

1.) The Mexican pronunciation of "Jesus."

2.) A more playful/sarcastic/humorous/et cetera way of saying "Jesus." Is used in place of Jesus. Also used to emphasize a point or statement.

Pronunciation: "hey-zeus."

Only to be used online. Do not say haysooz in real life unless you are addressing someone who's name is actually Jesus, or else you will sound like a complete asshole.

Elle: I just had a Skarsgasm.
Alejandro: haysooz!

Matt: Haysooz! Lady Gaga's Alejandro music video is so explicit!

Haysooz by bananemadchen July 11, 2010

heysoos 

The Mexican Jesus

Is that Jose’s cousin heysoos or Jesus??

heysoos by Big 10” June 30, 2022

haysiosis 

The condition or state of smelling so incredibly rank that it efffects not only those near you but those scores of miles away. The effect of the smell can range from unconsciousness to instant fatality. The only known case of this horrible disease is in Annapolis Maryland. A student at the Naval Academy reportedly undergoes weekly check ups to make sure that his stench is contained to such an extent that only his roommates are burdened with this horrendous stench.

Alex Hays is the only person in the world with a case of Haysiosis.

A slow and torturous death is preferable to smelling a person infected with haysiosis.

haysiosis by snappyturtle April 22, 2006

hayoosh 

wassou bozos

hayoosh (for shits and giggles) is me

"bro deadass hayoosh (for shits and giggles) is so hot"

hayoosh by hayoosh December 8, 2021