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1.) The Mexican pronunciation of "Jesus."

2.) A more playful/sarcastic/humorous/et cetera way of saying "Jesus." Is used in place of Jesus. Also used to emphasize a point or statement.

Pronunciation: "hey-zeus."

Only to be used online. Do not say haysooz in real life unless you are addressing someone who's name is actually Jesus, or else you will sound like a complete asshole.
Elle: I just had a Skarsgasm.
Alejandro: haysooz!

Matt: Haysooz! Lady Gaga's Alejandro music video is so explicit!
Haysooz by bananemadchen July 11, 2010
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Hansoozle 

v. to get an unsuspecting colleague drunk beyond recognition.
On Saturday afternoon I was totally hansoozled.
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It's the Spanish way to say "Jesus". Except Mexicans call their child this, for being Mexican. The guy, Haysoos, will be the best guy you will ever meet, he's absolutely the most amazing guy ever. He's wonderful and marvelous. You'll love everything about him. He'll make your days better in every way possible.
Haysoos is the best guy in the world :)
Haysoos by BrainlessTeen August 17, 2011

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026