Hydesville 

A small town in 707 often talked about in songs, like from the Dirty Rats. Full of hoodlums and a good place to get high.

Man I gotta run by Hydesville, dude.

Hydesville by dobbi420 October 11, 2008

Haynesville 

A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."

Haynesville by Hercules Mulligan November 14, 2016

Hinesville GA 

The most depressing town you will ever live in.

Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good time."

Those who live there have nothing better to do than get shit faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they're not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."

The average IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.

The female population of said town put out more than a Fire Department. They will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.

The male population of said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.

The male population is also none of the above.

Guy 1: "So I'm moving to Hinesville GA..."

Guy 2: "You're not inbred enough for Hinesville, dude."

Guy 1: "Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail polish remover every day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."

Hinesville GA by FoxTr0t October 22, 2010

hedgesville 

Small town in eastern WV, Full of out of staters mainly from DC region who left their ghettos, or ghettos in the making, or really expensive ass smug neighborhoods to live in a cheaper housing region farther away from thier shithole upbringings.The out of staters are usually lower class pieces of shit or upper class pieces of shit. Thier is also a small population of people who moved in here from other regions of the state and country, and a small populations of natives, The natives are typical berkeley county rednecks, or wiggers, who are usually drug addicts or just plain dumbasses most of the time both, they usually do not partake in outdoorsman activities as people do in other regions of the state and arent as friendly as other native West Virginians more close to Virginians rather than West Virginians, some of the other natives are bourgeoise sell outs who made money raping farmland and building/selling houses mainly to the out of state snobs/trash. The people from other regions of the state or country are typically the more normal americans or West Virginians, mainly middle class/working class backgrounds and generally are better people than the natives and out of staters from the DC /baltimore region. Their is a minority of natives who fit into this category.

* Best description of this town

hedgesville, Hey man look at those faggot rednecks in Hedgesville foodlion parkinglot all they do is sit around in the parking lot and share thier faggot materialistic obsession of thier vehicles.

Hedgesville The new 300,000$ homes in hedgesvill are full of people that look like they just came straight from San Francisco. I wonder if they love the smell of thier own smug asses?

Hedgesville Those Hedgesville wiggers make me sick, thier as fake as fuck doll. To much BET fakeass fuckers.

hedgesville by 1whiteAppalachian June 17, 2011

Hinesville 

a city in GA. it's not all that big or exciting, but it's got history and some pretty hot people=]

Did you see that cute girl?
She must be from Hinesville

Hinesville by what.everrrrr November 26, 2009

Hinesville Bitches 

Lame ass females who live in the small town in Georgia . They are messy with no morals and mentally retarded .

I can’t stand Hinesville Bitches

Hinesville Bitches by bomb.comglt January 25, 2019