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Where people suffer really bad and they sneeze all the time their eyes go puffy itchy and watery and they are just ill
John-“ ow my eyes are really itchy and I can’t stop sneezing”
Susan-“maybe you have Hay fever John”
Hay fever by Tommyboyyy June 27, 2019
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Only being sexually attracted to hicks.
Andrew: "Ally keeps staring at Shay's John deere shirt"
Danielle: "Thats because she has Hay Fever."
Andrew: "Ohhhh."
Hay Fever by lolmtnameisnorma November 6, 2012
used to express when one is sick of being in bed. "hay" comes from the english expression to "hit the hay," therefore referring to a bed.
Joe: Where's Julie?
Josh: She had to go out. She's been pretty lazy for the past few days and didn't leave her bed.
Joe: Oh, so she had hay fever?
Josh: Yeah
hay fever by idk?? January 11, 2014
when a black man prefers white women. similar to jungle fever or yellow fever.
you see all those white blond girls Andre keeps hooking up with? man, he's got a bad case of hay fever.
hay fever by drusopher February 26, 2008
When a girl is attracted to rednecks and their boots and trucks.
Adam: Hey I'm thinking about asking Annie out.

John: Don't bother, she has hay fever.

Adam: Goddamn rednecks.
Hay fever by Yuhboizne May 6, 2014

hayfever 

See hell. A condition virtually unheard of 200 years ago. Something not enough research is being done on
I am suffering right now ..... =(
hayfever by hayfever sufferer June 7, 2004

Greek Hayfever 

During fellatio, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘Greek Hayfever’ may afflict the one giving the oral pleasure.

This is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms.

Symptoms may include: -Watering or itchy eyes
-Redness or swelling of the eyes
-Running nose
-Sinus irritation

In bad cases, the one giving oral pleasure may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the nose and mouth, resulting in a great deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.
Dude, I heard you gave Jenny a bad case of Greek Hayfever?

Yeah man, it was horrible, she sneezed all over my junk!
Greek Hayfever by Nick & Owen December 17, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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