During fellatio, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘
Greek Hayfever’ may afflict the
one giving the oral pleasure.
This is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the
nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms.
Symptoms may include: -Watering or itchy eyes
-Redness or swelling of the eyes
-Running
nose
-Sinus irritation
In bad cases, the
one giving oral pleasure may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the
nose and mouth, resulting in a great deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.
Dude, I heard you gave Jenny a bad case of
Greek Hayfever?
Yeah
man, it was horrible, she sneezed all over my
junk!