Hay fever

Where people suffer really bad and they sneeze all the time their eyes go puffy itchy and watery and they are just ill

John-“ ow my eyes are really itchy and I can’t stop sneezing”
Susan-“maybe you have Hay fever John”

by Tommyboyyy June 27, 2019

Hay Fever

Only being sexually attracted to hicks.

Andrew: "Ally keeps staring at Shay's John deere shirt"
Danielle: "Thats because she has Hay Fever."
Andrew: "Ohhhh."

by lolmtnameisnorma November 6, 2012

hay fever

used to express when one is sick of being in bed. "hay" comes from the english expression to "hit the hay," therefore referring to a bed.

Joe: Where's Julie?
Josh: She had to go out. She's been pretty lazy for the past few days and didn't leave her bed.
Joe: Oh, so she had hay fever?
Josh: Yeah

by idk?? January 11, 2014

hay fever

when a black man prefers white women. similar to jungle fever or yellow fever.

you see all those white blond girls Andre keeps hooking up with? man, he's got a bad case of hay fever.

by drusopher February 26, 2008

Hay fever

When a girl is attracted to rednecks and their boots and trucks.

Adam: Hey I'm thinking about asking Annie out.

John: Don't bother, she has hay fever.

Adam: Goddamn rednecks.

by Yuhboizne May 6, 2014

hayfever

See hell. A condition virtually unheard of 200 years ago. Something not enough research is being done on

I am suffering right now ..... =(

by hayfever sufferer June 7, 2004

Greek Hayfever

During fellatio, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘Greek Hayfever’ may afflict the one giving the oral pleasure.

This is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms.

Symptoms may include: -Watering or itchy eyes
-Redness or swelling of the eyes
-Running nose
-Sinus irritation

In bad cases, the one giving oral pleasure may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the nose and mouth, resulting in a great deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.

Dude, I heard you gave Jenny a bad case of Greek Hayfever?

Yeah man, it was horrible, she sneezed all over my junk!

by Nick & Owen December 17, 2007