haxo

The act of aborting a fetus with a rusty hanger. Usually performed in a dark alley or meat locker of some sort.

"This dude forgot to pull out and now I have to go get a haxo down on Avenue D. Better take my penicillin first!"

by Jared E. June 15, 2007

Haxorus

#612 in the National Dex

Haxorus (Japanese: オノノクス Ononokus) is a Dragon-type Pokémon introduced in Generation V.
It evolves from Fraxure starting at level 48. It is the final form of Axew.

Physiology
Haxorus is a bipedal Pokémon with a darkish yellow-green color covering its back and most of the front, black skin covering its torso, tail tip, and thighs, as well as red talons and claws. It has large black and red scythe like tusks coming out of its upper jaw on the side of its mouth. Haxorus has medium sized eyes with red irises and black pupils. There is ridged plate like skin going up from its back to its head region. It has solid armor and the legs and tail have a dividing line pattern. Haxorus's arms are quite small and divided in to three digits with two oval-shaped triceps and biceps and circular elbows. Haxorus's hands are small and circular with small red claws. Its legs are formidable and strong with three toed feet with a red talon on each toe.

Haxorus used outrage, you're screwed.

by Abomasnow June 2, 2011

haxomgwtflol

The scientific name for the medicine Hax. Hax is a treatment for Noobitus. It is clinically proven to lower your chances of being owned in a videogame. Hax is not for everyone, especially people with skill, are married, or planning to become married.

I went to the pharmacy and asked for Hax (haxomgwtflol). They told me Hax is not intended for anyone over the age of 13.

by Pinball_Wiz July 22, 2010

haxors

Originated from hacks = hax -> hackers/haxors

1. (noun) Someone that hacks; a hacker.
2. (verb) To cheat using a hack.

You are a haxors. I'm reporting you.

by Seiichiro Watari April 27, 2006

haxored

the non-numerical version of the word h4x0r3d. Meaning "to be hacked". also, hacking has NOTHING to do with 'just using a program' as the previous definition states, for this, please refer to the definition of "script kid".

man, my computer doesn't turn on, i think it got haxored

by h4x0r3d December 12, 2003

haxoob

def 1 : half haxor half noob.
def 2 : a person who tries to be a hacker but gets hacked.

UTSfanterazzi : privateparts1983 is such a noob, he must hax.
MORKComet : yeah I know him, he is a haxoob.

Adrian got a virus from a hacking software he got an a warez site. He though he could become a hacker, he is but a noob, a haxoob.

by bob lamartine. July 25, 2009

Haxon

1. A person who has a very strong attraction to the Pokemon Vulpix. This fixation is so strong that the said person will engage in cybersex with an individual casting the title of said Pokemon, regardless of actual gender. Will deny any confrontation of said interaction, even when evidence such as screenshots, logs, and witnesses are present.

2. A person who, when confronted by a situation that they cannot handle, will resort to babbling incoherantly and irrelevantly, calling backup to their defense, typing in foreign language, swearing, repetition, use of the phrase "Stop contradicting yourself" out of context, banning from any electronic forum/server in which they own, or spamming. Said person cannot hold their own in acrimonious dispute, and will always resort to the tactics above as a security blanket to avoid further humiliation.

3. A person who dislikes the word Vixen.

1)
21:13:46 *** Wolf Fur Vixen giiggles as she feels Haxon's rather warm hands near her rear end "hey stop that" she laughed
21:13:50 *** Haxon continues his hand treatment and probes at her little pussy with one finger and strokes one of her six tails with one of his hands
21:13:54 Soviet Kioku: Whoah, what the fuck.
21:13:59 Soviet Kioku: I sure know when to join at the right time.
21:14:07 Soviet Kioku: First off, I'm pretty sure that Vixen guy isn't a girl. Second, take your cyber sex bullshit to PM.
21:14:15 Haxon: lol what makes you think you can tell me what to do
21:14:19 *** Wolf Fur Vixen is a girl -_-
21:14:22 Soviet Kioku: I just told you what to do, fatty. Go back to cybering with your fake internet girlfriend.
21:14:26 Wolf Fur Vixen: next thing you know he's probably going to start furbashing like he did to Lycos lol
21:14:32 Soviet Kioku: "furbashing"?
21:14:38 Haxon: Don't worry babe. I won't let him hurt you at all.
21:14:46 Soviet Kioku: Okay, no more out of you, fag. Seriously. No more out of the fake girl furry, either.
21:14:50 Haxon: lol
21:15:02 Haxon: I'll show you what happens when you start picking on me and my girl
21:15:06 Haxon: ;)
21:15:08 Admin Haxon has kicked Soviet Kioku

-Couple days later-

Haxon: lol that never happened. You guys faked that log, paid those paid to lie, and Photoshopped that screenshot. :\

2)
Person: You're an idiot. Nothing you say makes any sense.
Haxon: lol stop contradicting yourself. :\
Person: Er...what?
Haxon: I already won this flame war two years ago, due to you contradicting yourself. you must be a wombatian. :\
Person: The hell are you talking about?
Haxon: lol wombatian get new shit
Person: I'm surprised you know which way is up, with your nonsense. Did Vixen throw you into a loop?
Haxon: omg Rix halp! im in over my head! ;o
Rix: (irrelevant whining) leave haxon alone!!!!

3)
Haxon: Naruto's probably the best show on television right now.
Person: Vixen.
Haxon: omg Rix halp!

by Lumine April 13, 2008