Hawai'i 

(Pronounced Havai-i)

The proper spelling for the 50th state.

A chain of 8 isolated island in the Pacific ocean, rudely taken from Queen Lili'uokalani and made into a territory and then State of America.

A very popular vacation spot.

A completely unique place.

1-howdy. where you from?
2-Hawai'i.
1-where??
2-Hawai'i!
1-oh ya mean hawhy?? Cool!

Hawai'i by 967tree4 March 8, 2012

Hawai-i-i 

The proper pronunciation of the us state

I’m taking a trip to Hawai-i-i

Hawai-i-i by Repub101 April 12, 2020

Kingdom of Hawai'i

Hawai'i when it was a independent country. Fell to US imperialism.

The last queen of the Kingdom of Hawai'i was queen Liliʻuokalani.

Kingdom of Hawai'i by BETTS SEAL! December 26, 2018

Hawaii'ing 

verb,

Hawaii'd, Hawaii'er, Hawaii's.

1. To fill ones toilet with such a large amount of excrement that it forms an island in the middle of the toilet bowl. Often experienced by competitive eaters and the morbidly obese.

"I had to pre-flush twice just to avoid Hawaii'ing."

"Quick, where's the plunger?!?! I just Hawaii'd the toilet something fierce."

Hawaii'ing by Master Turd July 24, 2014

Hawaiian shirt day 

Hawaiian shirt day falls on April 21 of every year, so you know if you want to go ahead and uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Will: Hey Eric why are you wearing that ridiculous Hawaiian shirt?

Eric: Dude it's April 21st, how did you forget about Hawaiian shirt day?

Hawaiian shirt day by WilliB April 21, 2013

Hawaiian Hula Hoop 

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.

Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?

Hawaiian Hula Hoop by Smoovy December 6, 2018

Hawaiian Time 

Employing a Laissez-faire attitude towards matters of punctuality, referencing a commonly held perception of life in Hawaii being inherently relaxed.

"The boss when yell at me for being five minutes late. I told him relax, I stay on Hawaiian Time."

Hawaiian Time by TheTrout June 27, 2014