Hauptmann
The equivalent to a captain in the Third Reich (1920s-1945). The rank of Hauptsturmführer was discarded by Germany after the fall of the Third Reich.
Frans was promoted to Hauptmann.
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Haumann
The most grotesque shit you can ever take.
Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.
Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.
I just made a haumann in my pants.
Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.
Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!
Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.
Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!
Haumann by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017
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Haumann
My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.
That's a big haumann.
That's a big haumann.
Haumann by FlisterZab September 6, 2017
Haumann
Another word for feces.
ie: a big greasy turd
Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.
ie: a big greasy turd
Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.
You see that chimp? He just threw his Haumanns at me!
I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.
Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"
I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.
Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"
Hauptbahnhof
One of my favourite words in German. I've taken to referring to railway stations in Britain as "Southampton Haupbahnhof" and "Reading Hauptbahnhof".
Anyway, it literally means "Main railway station" although a better translation would be "Central railway station". It's used for the largest railway station in ever major German, Austrian and Swiss German city.
Anyway, it literally means "Main railway station" although a better translation would be "Central railway station". It's used for the largest railway station in ever major German, Austrian and Swiss German city.
Hauptbahnhof by John Prestwick October 1, 2011
hartmann
hartmann by Popcorn123454321 May 9, 2021
Haussmann Table Saw
A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.
"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"
"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"
"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"
"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"
"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"
Haussmann Table Saw by Laughingmyarseoff March 10, 2010
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