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Hartmann Hook 

The word used to describe the action of a son striking his mother with a swift cross to the jaw.
Tom was choking out his little brother Tyler for eating all the chocolates from the Advent calendar on December 1st and for clogging up the toilet with a beast of a shit, and his mother Denise saw what was going on and started yelling at Tom in a raspy smokers voice, and threatened to take his car away, this did not make Tom happy so he threw her the ole Hartmann Hook, bringing her to her rightful place (on her knees.)

Emperor Hartmann 

“The Emperor,” The God, The Man Who Shows No Mercy To His Enemy. His Greatest Gift Is Hatred To Humanity
Emperor Hartmann dismantled his highest Kommander with no mercy.
Emperor Hartmann by Ghxst Unknown November 21, 2021

fixie hartmann 

a very creative german joke (totally) "fixie hartmann" which sounds similar to "fick sie hart mann" translates into: "fuck her hard dude" it's an overused joke and is often used in german tiktoks about school and subsitute teachers
classmate 1: *writes the name fixie hartmann into the atendance list*

substitute: is fixie hartmann here?
fixie hartmann by AhOG1B June 29, 2023

erich hartmann

Erich Hartmann, ie- BIG WATER!!!!!!. He is the envy of all men and the necessity of all women.
Jesus wishes he was like Erich Hartmann

lina hartmann 

Lina hartmann is the coolest person in the world
lina hartmann by Lina The Bread June 19, 2022

Jack Hartmann 

Jack Hartmann by ChineseEggman October 16, 2022
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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