Hauntering
The sexual act of sneakily licking the insides of her ass when she least expects it and then proceeding to fuck and lick her.
Hauntering by Asianblackbosnianchan. April 22, 2025
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hauntingly
That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.
Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”
Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”
Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”
hauntingly by I Read Too Much Fanfic November 22, 2017
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Haunting
Haunting by reluctant liar May 24, 2016
haunting
A variation of ghosting, in which the ghoster continues indirect contact with the ghosted by liking and faveing his or her social media content.
I was an emotional wreck when Ken ghosted me because I thought we had something special, but now he's haunting me every time I see he's re-watched my Snaps.
haunting by jeremiahjones July 14, 2016
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hankering for a pankering
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
hankering for a pankering by Bloopy February 10, 2006
MJ Hatering
A person who hates you for rumors and untrue statements and refuses to find out or except the REAL truth.
Guy 1:So she hates you because she heard you slapped her best friend?
Guy 2:Yeah! and Every time I try to tell her she ignores me and disses me!
Guy 1:man,She jus' MJ Hatering
Guy 2:Yeah! and Every time I try to tell her she ignores me and disses me!
Guy 1:man,She jus' MJ Hatering
MJ Hatering by Genious Youthly April 15, 2011
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hankering by Alex T. Grossi October 6, 2003
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