Hauntering

The sexual act of sneakily licking the insides of her ass when she least expects it and then proceeding to fuck and lick her.

Nikolai starts hauntering me on Saturday when I was making breakfast.

by Asianblackbosnianchan. April 22, 2025

hauntingly

That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.

Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”

Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”

by I Read Too Much Fanfic November 22, 2017

Haunting

When someone tries to hit you up after ghosting you.

This dude already ghosted me twice but decided to start txting again. He's haunting me.

by reluctant liar May 24, 2016

haunting

A variation of ghosting, in which the ghoster continues indirect contact with the ghosted by liking and faveing his or her social media content.

I was an emotional wreck when Ken ghosted me because I thought we had something special, but now he's haunting me every time I see he's re-watched my Snaps.

by jeremiahjones July 14, 2016

hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 10, 2006

MJ Hatering

A person who hates you for rumors and untrue statements and refuses to find out or except the REAL truth.

Guy 1:So she hates you because she heard you slapped her best friend?

Guy 2:Yeah! and Every time I try to tell her she ignores me and disses me!

Guy 1:man,She jus' MJ Hatering

by Genious Youthly April 15, 2011

hankering

craving something bad!

I have a hankering for some Hagus right now.

by Alex T. Grossi October 6, 2003