Hattey

Crazy

Hattey is crazy

by Hector Perez January 27, 2022

Hatley Chair

A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.

Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*

by Godtrunk Inribis May 20, 2023

hatey boner

A long, rather unusually strong, raging hate for something that threatens to explode at any time.

I want to like "Fringe," but my hatey boner for J. J. Abrams just won't go away.

by Qale January 18, 2009

mad hatter

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

hair hatted houligans

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.

1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

hair hats hair hatted houligans weave bitch bitches hoes hoe whore whores simp simps nigga niggas

by redbonegal September 15, 2013

hair hatted hooligan

a woman (typically black) who wears a lot of weave in her hair

Guy 1: yo you see that bitch with the weave?

Guy 2: we call that a hair hatted hooligan

by OutKast4ever April 13, 2013