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Jonas Brothers Hater 

Anyone who got a least a taste for real music
Some Bitch"Fuck you!!, Jona brother are hot and know what their singing,you Jonas Brothers Hater!!" Me(having a conversation about i don't like the Homobrother and then interrupted by a 13 year old girl that came from no where)" Know what they singing?!!,then don't know what their singing first it about sex,then go on about purity ring,if you want music try Frank Sinatra" Some bitch"Who that singer that my dad like?, old and not music!!" Me"Sigh" they know nothing these day"
Jonas Brothers Hater by Nelson666 September 7, 2009

Jonas Brothers Hater 

The retard above me is tottally wrong about them. A Jonas Brothers Hater is someone who has hit puberty, unlke the person above me who is probably a nine year old girl like the rest of the Jonas Brothers Fans. This is someone who has a good taste in music and has lots of friends because they have a good taste in music. Guy Jonas Brothers fans dont like them because most actually know a good singing voice, Girl Jonas Brothers hate them because of the same reason and also have a better taste in men unlike their fans who drool over their 3 centimeter dick's.
Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of 9 year old girls follow.

Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Wow look at those faggots, even I could sing better than them.

Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: They are so ugly, I feel sorry for all those 9 year old girls drooling over their 3 centimeter dick.

9 year old girl: Shut up! Ur just jelous because your not as famous as they are! Your just jealous! (x10).

*9 year old girl gets beat up by both of them*

Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Hey wanna go out?

Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: Sure!

Jonas Brothers Hater 

Someone who doesn't have a fuckin life so they sit around making fun of the jonas brothers. Why? Because they have no friends and try to make them feel better by making fun of people who actually have talent. Guy haters are just jealous because the jonas brothers can actually get girls. And girl haters don't actually hate them...they just pretend to because they want attention and want others to think that they're cool.
Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of girls follow.
Boy: The Jonas Brothers are so gay (I'm just jealous because I can't get girls.)
Older Girl: Omg, I hate the Jonas Brothers (Omg, I love the Jonas Brothers...but I can't tell anyone because i'm trying to hard to be cool)
Younger girl: You guys are Jonas Brothers Haters.

Jonas Brothers Haters 

There are known definitions:-
1. People who hate the Jonas Brothers. (No, really?)
2. People who hate the Jonas Brothers because, according to the Jonas Brothers Haters' enemies, the Jonas Brothers Fangirls, they are 'hawter' or more 'famouse' than the Jonas Brother Hater.
3. A group of mainly 13-17 year old boys who are homophobic and would feel 'gay' if they said they liked the Jonas Brohers. (DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION. IT IS HIGHLY INACCURATE.)
4. Synonyms for awesome.
I am one of the Jonas Brothers Haters. I'm female.

Jonas Brothers Haters 

A person who can think for themselves and resist bubblegum pop the media floods them with
Did you see those Jonas Brothers Haters? They were the only ones to pass the test.

Jonas Brothers Haters 

Albert Einstein hated the jonas fags
he was one of the many Jonas Brothers Haters
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