Hat dog 

A dog who is wearing a hat in a timely fashion flexing it on any body. If a dog is wearing a visor it is not considered a hat dog. Hat dogs are cute dogs that like fashion and being kewl

My dog is a hat dog because she where’s sombreros to parties.

Hat dog by Sara Smythe January 30, 2020

cucumber hat dog 

1. Your soulmate.

2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.

Freddy: Yo I think that Freya chick is my cucumber hat dog.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.

cucumber hat dog by Dyke on a bike 420 February 11, 2021

dog hat 

A furry winter hat with ear flaps that look like a dog's ears, hence the name.

Look at that guy with the dog hat!

dog hat by Loquacious_T February 23, 2011

Hot dog on a stick hat 

Those whack hats you see people wear at Hot Dog on a stick. You will usually see these hats at the mall because Hot dog on a stick is most commonly at the mall.

Marco: Did you see Alex at the mall the other day?
Shane: Oh yeah , he wears that Hot dog on a stick hat.

Hot dog on a stick hat by Kid_Salami February 25, 2021

Dog's butt hat 

A dirty sexual act where the man spread's his buttcheeks apart, sits on that bitches head and cums down her face. Dog's butt hat!

"what did you do with sandy last night?"
"awe it was awesome, i totally gave her a dog's butt hat!"

Dog's butt hat by dogsbutthat November 27, 2012

Ha? Hatdog

Used by Filipino assholes to try to fucking shit on someone while they're explaining something to people.

Man 1: Do you know the...
Man 2: Ha?
Man 1: I said do you know the--
Man 2: HATDOG HAHAHAHA PAKYU KA BA ULUL GAGO
Definition: Ha? Hatdog in this case is used to fuckin shit on someone

Ha? Hatdog by Mama mo san darating September 24, 2018

hatdog 

-annoys literally most of Filipinos

-used in conversations

Friend: Did u know she's smart.
Me : Ha?
Friend: Wdym
Me: Hatdog
Friend: JDSIJDISKDKSKDD

hatdog by ayoyoy January 1, 2019