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The greatest fury warrior in North America
John: Heard of that Hastega fellow?
Alex CHIN: Yeah, I heard he was the best warrior in north america.
John: No man, SHE! is the best warrior in north america
Hastega by JACK THE RIPPER DAMNIT October 13, 2011

kyoko hasegawa

a fine piece of Japanese ass who is an actress and part-time spokesmodel for, Levie.

Was born on the 22nd of July, 1978. Has starred in numerous Japanese dramas, variety tv shows, and movies. Also released several collectibles such as calendars and photobooks.
"Damn! That's a really fine piece of J-ass right there... Um...what's her name again? Kyoko Hase..what?"
kyoko hasegawa by anjiro November 18, 2004

hategasm 

An explosive release of emotional tension experienced at the height of personal hatefulness, usually accompanied by the uncontrolled spewing forth of severely profane insults and various other forms of intense verbal abuse.
Yes, please read what this guy writes, and then read it again. The depths of ineffectual blandness and mediocrity plumbed by his style-free ramblings can only serve to temper our respective hatreds. His mere presence has me on the verge of a hategasm.
hategasm by Kyle! May 9, 2005

Hategasm 

A hategasm occurs when a female sex worker or adult film actress reaches climax during work. As many porn stars are in committed relationships and are supposed to separate business from pleasure in the industry, an actual orgasm is viewed as a betrayal of sorts, and the actress usually visibly displays anger at herself or her film partner for giving her an orgasm.
"Why is that pornstar crying and yelling at that dude?"

"I think went he went in the backdoor, he gave her a hategasm."
Hategasm by brabea22 October 14, 2012

Hastejaculation 

When a 26 year old dude goes to an 18+ club only to grind all night with a young and unsuspecting female until he almost ejaculates in his pants, giving himself a mean set of blue balls.
Last night I was dancing with this chick, I got some bone and gave myself a hastejaculation. I got such a bad stomach ache I went home and threw up.
Hastejaculation by DJ Butterstuff October 13, 2008

yoshimi hasegawa 

this girl name yoshmimi hasegawa is the nicest coolest smartest girl in the world she is also the hottest kutest and prettiest girl in the world
yoshimi is so hot no one can compare to her beaty
-evan
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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