hastear
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hatearound
You can just get your self out of here and go Hatearound somewhere else , because I got plenty of haters already.
hatearound by M. Hated Eylar May 24, 2020
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Hastard
A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.
Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.
Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!
You hastard! You used up all of my lube!
Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!
You hastard! You used up all of my lube!
sneaky hastert
A sneaky Hastert involves performing an unwelcome sexual act, under the pretense of performing some other helpful action. The name comes from former house speaker Dennis Hastert, who allegedly molested members of a wrestling team he coached, under the pretense of assisting with the treatment of sport related injuries.
Person A: My groin cramped up in wrestling practice again, and the coach offered to help me stretch it out.
Person B: Oh, that was helpful.
Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.
Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.
Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.
Person B: Oh, that was helpful.
Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.
Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.
Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.
sneaky hastert by butlerj June 15, 2016
hatearade
Compounded from "hate" and "Gatorade," used as a metaphor to describe what someone is doing when they are treating someone rudely and such behavior appears to be racially motivated.
1. "Stop drinking the Hatearade!"
2. "What flavors does Hatearade come in?"
"Vanilla - that's the only flavor." - from WWE's Monday Night Raw
2. "What flavors does Hatearade come in?"
"Vanilla - that's the only flavor." - from WWE's Monday Night Raw
Hasterfin
Girl named Reagan: you're a hasterfin
Boy named Colton: what's that
Reagan: a bitch ass nigga
Colton: oh
Boy named Colton: what's that
Reagan: a bitch ass nigga
Colton: oh
Hasterfin by onelesslonelygirl August 8, 2016