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hategasm 

An explosive release of emotional tension experienced at the height of personal hatefulness, usually accompanied by the uncontrolled spewing forth of severely profane insults and various other forms of intense verbal abuse.
Yes, please read what this guy writes, and then read it again. The depths of ineffectual blandness and mediocrity plumbed by his style-free ramblings can only serve to temper our respective hatreds. His mere presence has me on the verge of a hategasm.
hategasm by Kyle! May 9, 2005
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Hategasm 

A hategasm occurs when a female sex worker or adult film actress reaches climax during work. As many porn stars are in committed relationships and are supposed to separate business from pleasure in the industry, an actual orgasm is viewed as a betrayal of sorts, and the actress usually visibly displays anger at herself or her film partner for giving her an orgasm.
"Why is that pornstar crying and yelling at that dude?"

"I think went he went in the backdoor, he gave her a hategasm."
Hategasm by brabea22 October 14, 2012
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Hategasm 

A Hategasm is an explosive and immensely satisfying release of anger that usually arises when observing someone truly vile either horribly maimed, injured, or killed, often in dramatic fashion. Revenge movies are often geared towards the climax towards the righteous hategasm, at which point babies are often the victims of violence.
Bro A: "Yo guy, did you watch that episode of 24 last night?"
Bro B: "FUCK yes, I can't believe he finally killed that Miranda bitch, I was praying for her to die for the last 6 weeks"
Bro A: "Holy shit, but when he did, I hategasmed so hard I punched a baby"
Hategasm by Antedote April 14, 2011
Seeing/Wearing a fancy hat and getting excited over it.
Person-Wow, did you see Erin's hat? It gave me a hatgasm!
It's so cool!
Hatgasm by Farmer Joe. January 3, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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