Hasslon

someone who's really ugly.
Justin Bieber was once called a hasslon.

Girl: I find him very beautiful.
Boy: No, he's not.
Girl: Why not?
Boy: He's a hasslon, actually.

by sambou October 22, 2010

Hasslinging

very strange form of sex where the penis is very large and wide and is a tight fit inside the asshole and cannot fit inside the mouth at all. Because of this the asshole is widened and the only way for a blow job is for the woman to suck up and down the side in a way that looks like a person eating corn on the cob.

Person 1: Hey what did you do last night?

Person 2: Me and you mom were hasslinging all night because my dick was to big for her mouth!

by Gordonsmomfucker February 19, 2010

Wiener Hassling

The act of violently urging someone to examine your "wiener" (penis), and give you a detailed report.

Dude, earlier on, i was in Starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started Wiener Hassling me. He said, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WIENER!!!"

by Wiener dude August 16, 2009

Hasslenut

The frustration that occurs when a masturbation session is more work than pleasure.

"Man, that fap sure was a hasslenut"

by FortniteGamer420 December 17, 2021

Hasson

Definatly the biggest and most sucessful mac on the face of the earth. one of the better looking guys. He's a Macbook Pro!

Eric: Yo, look at Hasson macin on those cheerleaders
Jeff: i think he just got a few numbers!!
Eric: DAMN!! Hasson you a mac!

by jesusapplesees May 2, 2011

Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016

hassoni

He is a rich sexy motherfucker and loyal because he is iraqi

Babylady hassoni

by Hasssssseno December 11, 2016