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Hartono

Someone who knows their a piece of sh!t

but doesn’t care…will verbally and physically abuse you, unless you give him food. It only works with high calorie foods though.
That damn Hartono was about to rob all my Botox vials but I threw a crème filled donut down the hall and it distracted him.
by Seacorn November 22, 2021
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Harmonoff

Casper's cousin in the film "Kids" who enjoys having intercourse with women who have down syndrome. He likes leg braces on, thank you very much. He lives by the pork fried rice store that Telly and Casper pass in the film.
That dude Harmonoff, he'd do anything to bust a nut.
by ice grille June 5, 2007
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Harmono-Chin

A Harmono-Chin is a metal structure worn by guitarists to enable them to play the guitar and the harmonica simultaneously.
"I love covering Dylon, but I need to get a harmono-Chin to rock it"

Tom -"Is someone strangling a cat?"
Neil - "No, that's just a harmono-Chin"

"Well fuck me. Carlin can actually play the Harmono-Chin!"
by Munki McBag April 15, 2010
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harmonoff

A tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. Basically the same thing as saying "fives," but sounds cooler.
Jesus: I gotta go take a sh*t, harmonoff.
Joseph: Harmonoff? what the f*ck does that mean?
Jehova: It means you can't take his seat, he'll be right back.
Joseph: Isn't Harmonoff Telly's cousin from KIDS? The one who fcks all the retarded b*tches?
Jehova: Yeah it is. And it also means stay the f*ck out of my seat.
by shitisbananas May 13, 2008
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Harton Academy

A shit school with no money, and everyone are chavs that will talk shit behind your back because you did a tiny oopsie in Year 7.
"Man, Did you hear John goes to Harton Academy?"
"I pity him."
by RetroJoshh May 15, 2019
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Mr. Hartnov

Most likely your coolest teacher or your advisor.

He is very nice and helpful but is also funny and wants to make class fun.
Person 1:Mr. Hartnov is my Advisor!
Person 2: OMG your sooooo lucky.
by elih02 April 29, 2021
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harmonosity

n., 1. the state of being in a populated environment which gives the impression of harmonious co-existence, but which actually harbors intense underlying animosity amongst its occupants 2. a feeling which surfaces in love-hate relationships
1. There's a lot of harmonosity in our office; it looks like we work together happily, but we all dis our co-workers behind their backs.

2. "Mary and Shelby always seem to get along, but I hear there's been a lot of harmonosity between them since Mary told Shelby to kiss her ass."
by jimochka July 4, 2005
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