Harmonoff 

Casper's cousin in the film "Kids" who enjoys having intercourse with women who have down syndrome. He likes leg braces on, thank you very much. He lives by the pork fried rice store that Telly and Casper pass in the film.

That dude Harmonoff, he'd do anything to bust a nut.

Harmonoff by ice grille June 5, 2007

harmonoff 

A tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. Basically the same thing as saying "fives," but sounds cooler.

Jesus: I gotta go take a sh*t, harmonoff.
Joseph: Harmonoff? what the f*ck does that mean?
Jehova: It means you can't take his seat, he'll be right back.
Joseph: Isn't Harmonoff Telly's cousin from KIDS? The one who fcks all the retarded b*tches?
Jehova: Yeah it is. And it also means stay the f*ck out of my seat.

harmonoff by shitisbananas May 13, 2008

Harmono-Chin

A Harmono-Chin is a metal structure worn by guitarists to enable them to play the guitar and the harmonica simultaneously.

"I love covering Dylon, but I need to get a harmono-Chin to rock it"

Tom -"Is someone strangling a cat?"
Neil - "No, that's just a harmono-Chin"

"Well fuck me. Carlin can actually play the Harmono-Chin!"

Harmono-Chin by Munki McBag April 15, 2010

harmonosity

n., 1. the state of being in a populated environment which gives the impression of harmonious co-existence, but which actually harbors intense underlying animosity amongst its occupants 2. a feeling which surfaces in love-hate relationships

1. There's a lot of harmonosity in our office; it looks like we work together happily, but we all dis our co-workers behind their backs.

2. "Mary and Shelby always seem to get along, but I hear there's been a lot of harmonosity between them since Mary told Shelby to kiss her ass."

harmonosity by jimochka July 4, 2005

harmonify

in Chinglish sometimes we will He Xie you, under the party's newest idea of building a 'harmonious' society, that no different sound is allowed, that means the Party is watching you, and put you into silence. Literially translation is harmonify you! If a website is GFW'ed we also call that is been Harmonified.

On closing ceremony of 2008 Summer Games, Mayor of Beijing said: "In this world we should trust each other more, harmonify each other more, comrades!" (Which he intends to say is 'In this world we should truest & co-operate each other more, friends')

harmonify by electronixtar October 19, 2008

Harmonoia 

(HAR-mun-OY-uh)
n.) An unhealthy obsession with a musical melody, typically resulting in the repetition of certain phrases within the mind.
n.) A willful ignorance of an unpleasant truth, or, a refusal to acknowledge one's own shortcomings/failures. An aversion to "Facing the Music."

His harmonoia towards the fact he would have to re-take his Junior year was concerning.

Harmonoia by Big Willy Shake March 28, 2022