by Gerald Wallington July 10, 2009
Get the Harpoop mug.1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
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SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.
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The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.
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The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008
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usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
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Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
Get the rusty harpoon mug.When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010
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Stacy was being a prude holdout bitch so I had to whip out my flesh harpoon and pull her in for the kill.
by Lazynutz July 7, 2005
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Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.
Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.
Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*
Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!
Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!
Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!
*battle ensues*
Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!
Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!
Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!
*battle ensues*
by mightymoksha September 28, 2009
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