Harpoon Man
Harpoon Man by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022
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man the harpoons
phrase
usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
man the harpoons by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
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Man the Harpoons
When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
Man the Harpoons by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010
Man the Harpoons!
The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!
Man the Harpoons! by lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll June 27, 2010
man the harpoons
man the harpoons by killer of lulz February 23, 2009
harpoontang
I am some kind of randy tonight. I don't care if I gotta plow Moby Dick, any harpoontang will do! Just don't call me Ishmael.
harpoontang by somegeyeinCLE October 12, 2010
Harpoontang
Harpoontang; Verb; Latin in origin;
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.
"Oh DEAR GOD MIKE! I can't believe you tried to harpoontang that chick. I swear to god her rolls were 3 times the size of her tits. How the hell did you get her off her Rascal/other kind of scooter, to do the shagnasty with her?"
Harpoontang by ThoroZaine October 9, 2009
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