The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!

oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!

Man the Harpoons! by lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll June 27, 2010

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man the harpoons

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.

*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS

man the harpoons by killer of lulz February 23, 2009

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harpoontang

(noun) whale-like female sexual prey; fat chicks

I am some kind of randy tonight. I don't care if I gotta plow Moby Dick, any harpoontang will do! Just don't call me Ishmael.

harpoontang by somegeyeinCLE October 12, 2010

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Harpoontang

Harpoontang; Verb; Latin in origin;
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.

"Oh DEAR GOD MIKE! I can't believe you tried to harpoontang that chick. I swear to god her rolls were 3 times the size of her tits. How the hell did you get her off her Rascal/other kind of scooter, to do the shagnasty with her?"

Harpoontang by ThoroZaine October 9, 2009

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