Harlingen

A city in the southern tip of Texas, called the Rio Grand Valley (or RGV). Sometimes called Lil' H-Town, in recognition of Houston, Texas. Usually mistaken by other people as Arlington.

C LOS: Yo, man when you comin' down to Lil' H-Town?
KNIGG: Fuck man, I dunno, Harlingen's a long ways from where I'm at.

by Carlos Rocha June 29, 2006

Harlingen, Texas

The shithole of the Rio Grande Valley. The most boring, depressing place in Texas, maybe in the whole United States. The most exciting thing to do down here is smoke weed. That's how boring it is. Not only that, the town is filthy and there's no good looking girls..... unless 250 pounds, tattoos and body piercings is what you want in a chick.

"Where you going for the weekend?"

I'm going to Harlingen, Texas.

Cool, what are you gonna do down there?

Go watch the Cardinals play? Fuck.....i don't know. Save me!

by Will Y. November 30, 2012

Harlingen High School

Possibly one of the worst high schools on earth, not because of the teachers, but because of the students. You can ask any HHS student with an IQ of over 50, and they'll tell you that about 70% of the school's students are dumbass ghetto kids who are just there until they can drop out.

Despite this unfortunate fact, there are some pretty cool people there. You can tell who they are by the fact that they aren't trying to be part of some retarded group (Ghetto kids, scene faggots, fitted-cap-wearing dumbasses who watch Jersey Shore, etc.)

Conversation you're most likely to hear when walking through the "halls" (they're outside) of Harlingen High School:

Ghetto kid 1: YO NIGGA WHAT IT DO
Ghetto kid 2: YEAH NIGGA PINCHE SOUTH SIDE 956
Ghetto kid 3: AAH THIS NIGGA FUCKIN' WUZZUP IN HERE

You might also hear:

Dumbass freshman 1: LOL GUYS I GOT A JOKE... BUTTHOLE!
Crowd of dumbass freshmen: LOLOLOLOLOL

by Brohemoth1572524 September 25, 2011