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Van Harted 

When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"
Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!
Van Harted by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016
Related Words
Harjed Harjeet Harped Harled harted hajed Hardedest Haredim hareditary haredo
I thought for sure I had the magician cornered, but I was harled when he vanished into a puff of smoke.
Harled by boogabuuga April 25, 2023

hared out 

Expression describing cowardice, using the idiomatic description of wildly and frantically hopping away, essentially suddenly disappearing.
Yeah, that crazy-ass muthafucka hared out before I could even ask him his name.
hared out by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019

half-harded 

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.
Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"
half-harded by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012

Joe Harted 

Used to be good before disappearing off the face of the planet.

Examples include: Woolworths, Daniel Bedingfield and Arsenal football club
Q: Whatever happened to Tina from S Club 7
A: Totally Joe Harted
Joe Harted by Keeponsmiling January 25, 2021
Bad boy gangster from the 'hood. Not to be messed with. Has many contacts!
Rude boy from the 'hood!
harjeev by Jim July 18, 2006