Harjed

The act of asking a question and being completely and utterly ignored, resulting in you questioning your existence on this mere mortal earth

"So is the flight still going ahead then?" *jaw drops in anticipation of a response*

- Harjed

by ZXRRO October 21, 2018

Van Harted

When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"

Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!

by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016

Harled

To be fooled or scammed.

I thought for sure I had the magician cornered, but I was harled when he vanished into a puff of smoke.

by boogabuuga April 25, 2023

hared out

Expression describing cowardice, using the idiomatic description of wildly and frantically hopping away, essentially suddenly disappearing.

Yeah, that crazy-ass muthafucka hared out before I could even ask him his name.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019

half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012

Joe Harted

Used to be good before disappearing off the face of the planet.

Examples include: Woolworths, Daniel Bedingfield and Arsenal football club

Q: Whatever happened to Tina from S Club 7
A: Totally Joe Harted

by Keeponsmiling January 25, 2021

harjeev

Bad boy gangster from the 'hood. Not to be messed with. Has many contacts!

Rude boy from the 'hood!

by Jim July 18, 2006