2 definitions by MiMimmmmmmm

When in the throes of extreme passion, you bite/mash/
smash/press hard and/or touch your lover's teeth with your teeth. Serious sensual turn-on when implemented with a vengeance
but leaves no visible mark or damage- unlike a suck mark. Will rock him! A risky endeavor if you are a native Kentuckian or in-bred hillbilly.
"God! I love to teeth kiss Rick and mash his beautiful, white, straight, hard, shiny teeth with my orthodontically enhanced and whitened enamel-bits!"
"Teeth kiss me ruff and make me hot enuff' to do damage!"
by MiMimmmmmmm December 10, 2009
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When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.
Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"
by MiMimmmmmmm January 18, 2012
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