Haren't

Noun; a person, culture or state of being. Exceedingly backwards and (white) trashy and exhibiting the classic traits associated with white trash, like an abrasive, often violent personality (given to loudly starting conflicts and picking physical fights in public), extreme political leanings (not just conservative but 1860s conservative, flag and all), a rough, hickish accent (think Mare of Eastown), unwashed hair with very dated style, bad teeth (and poor hygiene in general), and terrible choice of clothing (e.g. Shell gas station or PBR t-shirts, or "edgy" shirts that you have to read like "Come and take It" or "I'm not the step dad, I'm the dad who stepped up")

That girl with the meth face and only one front tooth is such a haren't.

Stop screaming, you're acting like a total haren't right now.

That t-shirt is so haren't.

I don't go to that town because the vibe there is next level haren't.

Haren't by Good one Beth April 10, 2026

haven't been but looking to be

a highly useful expression. it's generally used for people who always talk about sex, drinking, etc. but never do it.

Kerri is a tease who flirts with many guys but never puts out. she hasn't been but she's looking to be.

I wanna go drinking but I'm so worried bout doing something stupid while I'm wasted. Haven't been but looking to be

haven't been but looking to be by Willy00000 May 30, 2006

I haven't a fuck to give. 

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

I haven't a fuck to give. by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009

Haven't the fuckest 

Based on the baby boomer era term "I haven't the foggiest idea." used to describe a complete lack of an answer when someone asks you a direct question.

Dan: Hey bro, I saw you called earlier, I was sleeping all afternoon. What do you wanna do tonight?

Jeff: Shit, I haven't the fuckest, I was gonna ask you the same thing!

Haven't the fuckest by SupaniceMc November 7, 2012

Haven't got the bottle

British term (typically used in football (soccer) references) that means "Haven't got the balls", "Haven't got the guts", "Haven't got the nerve"

Liquid courage is alcohol hence the term "bottle"

"A lot of them haven't got the bottle that our men have got, they haven't got the courage to do what our men did"

Haven't got the bottle by mokeni January 27, 2010

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? 

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? Wait seriously... Haven't you?

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? - PewDiePie 2020

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

You've been talking to Joss Whedon haven't you 

A Situation with an unsatifactory ending or with unresolved matters, This is used to express a feeling of rage.

Joss Whedon creator of the Buffy and Angel series angered many fans of both series by ending them with many questions left unanswered

A Film ends with a blatent opening for a sequel which will never happen because the critics just don't understand how awesome the film you just watched really is, apart from the ending of course.

"You've Been Talking To Joss Whedon Haven't You!!??" (Spoken by angry member of audience to film credits)

You've been talking to Joss Whedon haven't you by Lawman & Oakbot 5000 & The Grammer Nazi May 27, 2006