Hardpark
The act of parking your car in backwards. As you do at a car meet or when the owner wants to show the car off.
Hardpark by Bigdogallan May 26, 2018
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Hardparking
The act of owning a Japanese car riddled with roll cages/high-end race suspension/expensive forged wheels, and never taking it to the track. These people frequent places like honda-tech.com appearance/cosmetic forum, and can often be found arguing about rotas and other parts that they don't do shit with anyway.
Hardparking by zomg . a d a m August 16, 2006
Hardparker
Noun, derived from the verb hardparking. One who has all manner of track and race modifications on his/her car, yet never goes to the track or auto-x.
"Jim's 325is with the M-tech body kit and Moton coil-overs and Turner sway bars, and that finned diff cover on the 3.23 LSD from Bob's totaled '99 M3, and the roll cage with fire supression system, and the 3.5" HFM and all his shizz under the hood is so hot right now."
"Yeah, dude, too bad he's a hardparker, if he learned how to drive that car would kill at the auto-x."
"Yeah, dude, too bad he's a hardparker, if he learned how to drive that car would kill at the auto-x."
Hardparker by Eryan36 December 16, 2008
hardparty
this word has multiple deffinitions.
1. a gay orgy, a hardparty occurs when all of the homosexual males are fully erect
2. when multiple erect penises enter the same orifice at one time
3. some kid from xbox live's who has a squeaky ass voice and a stupid ass gamertag, kid is a weirdo and never stops talking about his leather belt, also lives in canada
1. a gay orgy, a hardparty occurs when all of the homosexual males are fully erect
2. when multiple erect penises enter the same orifice at one time
3. some kid from xbox live's who has a squeaky ass voice and a stupid ass gamertag, kid is a weirdo and never stops talking about his leather belt, also lives in canada
1.
gay guy 1: we had the wildest hardparty lastnight at jimmy's place
gay guy 2: damn, i wish you invited me! i was stuck at home masturbating to a video on youtube of elton john's live performance of candle in the wind :(
2.
chris and eric took their cocks and shoved them into maria's asshole simultaneously
3.
Hardparty: you love my leather belt! i attend st. claire's in windsor! it's in canada! *awkward squeak*
gay guy 1: we had the wildest hardparty lastnight at jimmy's place
gay guy 2: damn, i wish you invited me! i was stuck at home masturbating to a video on youtube of elton john's live performance of candle in the wind :(
2.
chris and eric took their cocks and shoved them into maria's asshole simultaneously
3.
Hardparty: you love my leather belt! i attend st. claire's in windsor! it's in canada! *awkward squeak*
hardparty by wmcorkindale817 January 25, 2009
Hard Park
The act of parking a vehicle across two parking places to assert dominance and avoid door dings. Whether the vehicle is backed in or pulled in is irrelevant. Typically the act of hard parking is done by backing the car into the spots diagonally.
Hard Park by Navidad1776 December 16, 2020
Hard Park
Hard Park by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
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