The act of owning a Japanese car riddled with roll cages/high-end race suspension/expensive forged wheels, and never taking it to the track. These people frequent places like honda-tech.com appearance/cosmetic forum, and can often be found arguing about rotas and other parts that they don't do shit with anyway.
Ayo, look mang, he got the 36 way adjustable coilovers, hes mad hardparking dawg.
Noun, derived from the verb hardparking. One who has all manner of track and race modifications on his/her car, yet never goes to the track or auto-x.
"Jim's 325is with the M-tech body kit and Moton coil-overs and Turnersway bars, and that finned diff cover on the 3.23 LSD from Bob's totaled '99 M3, and the roll cage with fire supression system, and the 3.5" HFM and all his shizz under the hood is so hot right now."
"Yeah, dude, too bad he's a hardparker, if he learned how to drive that car would kill at the auto-x."
1. a gay orgy, a hardparty occurs when all of the homosexual males are fully erect
2. when multiple erect penises enter the same orifice at one time
3. some kid from xbox live's who has a squeaky ass voice and a stupid ass gamertag, kid is a weirdo and never stops talking about his leather belt, also lives in canada
1.
gay guy 1: we had the wildest hardparty lastnight at jimmy's place
gay guy 2: damn, i wish you invited me! i was stuck at home masturbating to a video on youtube of elton john's live performance of candle in the wind :(
2.
chris and eric took their cocks and shoved them into maria's asshole simultaneously
3.
Hardparty: you love my leather belt! i attend st. claire's in windsor! it's in canada! *awkward squeak*
The act of parking a vehicle across two parking places to assert dominance and avoid door dings. Whether the vehicle is backed in or pulled in is irrelevant. Typically the act of hard parking is done by backing the car into the spots diagonally.
Look at Troy hard parking the his piece of sh*! Honda, what a chach-bag.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.