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bavarian handshake 

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.
Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

Vagina Handshake 

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.
When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
Vagina Handshake by Chas501 December 31, 2016

Bingley Handshake 

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove
Bingley Handshake by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Nervous Flyer Handshake 

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.
Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.
Nervous Flyer Handshake by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019

Handshakes with Snakes 

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

Scomo Handshake 

When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.
"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."
Scomo Handshake by WazfromAus January 3, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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