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Drop a Colston in the Harbour 

To visit the toilet to defecate / have a poo

The term was coined on Twitter by @DaiNewpt after Bristol protestors dumped the statue of slave owner Edward Colston in the sea
I'm off to drop a Colston in the Harbour

David Harbour

A delicious man. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Did I say man? I meant modern Adonis. Dad bods are in, deal with it. Large mammal? Yes, Please.
Any woman anywhere: David Harbour?!?!?!
David Harbour: …Yes?
AWA: Get your delicious butt over here, you yummy yummy, you!
David Harbour by goldengrey1776 December 19, 2021

Sydney Harbour Bridge 

A refinement of the spitroast position in which two guys take a women, one in the mouth and the other in the vagina.

To achieve the 'Sydney Harbour Bridge' the guys at each end raise their arms at a 45 degree angle over the woman and hold hands while banging.
Johnny, I really enjoyed doing the Sydney Harbour Bridge with you the other night. Let's go and find a willing skank so we can do it again.

harbour bridge 

a threesome were a chick is on her hands and knees one dude doing doggy while the other cops head and they join hands over the top on her to form the sydney harbour bridge
mate this back packer bitch was on her hands and knees i was doing her doggy while bazz was copping head we were going this bitch something vicious then we decided to join hands over her and show her the harbour bridge.
harbour bridge by heres brucie November 22, 2011

Hug Harbour

Originated from a Shaw commercial. A fun way to ask for a hug. You open your arms up as if to let someone come in for a hug (this shape resembles the shape of a harbour), and then you use the phrase.
"Awe you poor thing...come on and pull yourself into hug harbour"
Hug Harbour by Typsiebird August 3, 2007

port harcourt 

One of the major cities to visit if you happen to be in Nigeria. The city has a thriving nightlife scene, beautiful women and good hotels. Home to several local entertainers including movie stars and musicians.
Duncan Mighty, Muma Gee, Timaya, M-Trill, Mr. 2Kay, Slim Burna are all singers from Port Harcourt.
port harcourt by Wariboko January 27, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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