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Happy Tap 

Where a person hit themselves in the balls lightly by accident, however the pain is great.
"Oh fuck I just happy tap'd myself"
Happy Tap by RedManADU May 10, 2023
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Happy Tapioca 

Fred getting drowned in pudding and getting butt fucked
Hey guys, Fred's getting Happy Tapioca

Happy Tapioca 

To be forcefully sodomized without lube then waterboarded in the a pool of tapioca pudding.
Tom isn’t doing well his team mates gave him a Happy Tapioca and now he’s traumatized and can look at dairy anymore.”

Happy tapioca 

To be blindfolded, anally raped, and submerged in pudding
I bought a LOT of pudding cups at the store! I hope you’re in the mood for a happy tapioca!
Happy tapioca by Notanormie_reee December 5, 2018

Happy Tapioca 

A line Fred from Scooby doo says in Mu Gamma Tau Fraternity.
Fred: My brothers are going to teach me a move called happy tapioca. I don't know what it is but, apparently I will be blindfolded and submerged in pudding!
Happy Tapioca by Lil Fukr July 8, 2018

Happy Tappy 

Tap water consumed on a night out as a substitute for alcohol, usually drunk on it's own but sometimes drunk alongside alcoholic beverages.
Guy A: Sup dude, what you drinking there?
Guy B: It's a happy tappy dude.

Guy A: Man I'm thirsty, but I don't want to get drunk.

Guy B: Hey try this, it's a happy tappy.
Guy A: Whoa, this is super refreshing!
Guy B: I know right!
Happy Tappy by UnclePhilip July 9, 2012

Happy tapioca 

A form of sex where you get inflated with pudding untill you poop usually after you get butt fucked in a pool of pudding as you know the iceing on the cake.
"Hey what are you doing today?"
"My husband is giving me a happy tapioca tonight!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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