Hapai 

Hapai: (n) A shy creature at first. Uniquely beautiful, a Hapai is remarkably difficult to come by, and those lucky enough to encounter one should be aware that this will likely be their only chance to do so.

Outwards appearance is generally described as stunning, notable features include big brown eyes that seem to search the very depths of your soul, and a smile that will claim your heart forever. Once seen, the face of a Hapai is impossible to forget.

A sense of humour is a defining trait of a Hapai and is seemingly unique to this species. The Hapai seems to find ways to create laughter and good feeling where all else fails.

Equally comfortable in large or small groups, the Hapai is extremely picky with company, but to said company is absolutely indespensible.

A strong, self assured creature, the Hapai is never arrogant, but similarly has a sense of self worth and respect lacking in most other creatures.

The Hapai has an ability with the words that is second to none, and can break even the toughest of exteriors.

Genuine and forthright, the Hapai can always be trusted to be open and honest, to speak her mind tactfully but firmly, and it is noted that all others who come into contact with a Hapai seem thoroughly aware of her stance towards them.

Incredibly loving, a Hapai is a creature that, once it finds a partner, forms a strong, passionate, caring relationship from which neither party will stray.

Person 1: Hapai is so nice, I wish I could be her friend.
Person 2: Then talk to her, she'll probably end up being your friend.

Hapai by Anagramsss December 20, 2017

hapaala 

a word meaning a teacher that is bitchy and likes bananas

person 1: hey, do you know who we're having as a teacher this year?
person 2: no, but i heard she's a hapaala

hapaala by kurtbajs February 3, 2014

Happiness Hangover 

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.

Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!

Happiness Hangover by Noodle Legs November 25, 2011

Hapi 

Hapi is a word combination of something perfect being 1, it can also be a state of feelings that no human being can ever achieve. Lastly "hapi" is not relative by any means to the word "happy" even though they spelled the same

We hapi, thats the reason we won't listen to the human opinion of yours

Hapi by Levi Smith March 2, 2021

hapa 

ha•pa (hä’pä) adj. 1. Slang. of mixed racial heritage with partial roots in Asian and/or Pacific Islander ancestry. n. 2. Slang. a person of such ancestry. {der./Hawaiian: hapa haole. (half white)}

Kirk Hammett is Hapa.

hapa by Hapa Project September 28, 2005

Hakai 

To destroy someone, or something.

You just got hakaied in that video game match.

Hakai by corruptedxlight July 28, 2017

hapax legomenon 

n. A word or form that occurs only once in the recorded body of a given language.

schwonk: an uneducated phrase or comment.
UD goons might want to put that one in the archive.....

©uh-uh-uh

hapax legomenon by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 22, 2003