Hansojo

Han Solo's dad

Hansojo is the bestest explorer in the whole entire universes

by WhyIsMyNameTaken October 29, 2018

Hansojo

That's his Han Solo' dad!

Hansojo, that's his dad!

by Big pog man April 7, 2021

Han Sojo

The father of the nonaffluent character, Han Solo. Sojo is played by the illustrious Sean Connery, in this captivating roll.

HAN SOJO!! THATS HIS DAD!

by 100% Nicker August 4, 2018

Hansoozle

v. to get an unsuspecting colleague drunk beyond recognition.

On Saturday afternoon I was totally hansoozled.

by MyKingswayHouseHasAMoat October 30, 2013

hansolo

A beasty saxophone player in a Jazz Band.
Known for soloing.

Derived From Hansel.

Dang, he solo's good! He must be Hansolo.

by hansizzle June 19, 2009

Hansoo

An Asian man that thinks he is a white male. In other words, “a Twinkie”. Symptoms of this fatal Disease are, an Asian having a big penis, having terrible grades, and constantly wanting to commit sudoku.

“Jim is totally a god damn chink, I mean Hansoo”!

by Hansoo May 30, 2020

Hansoon

An individual who can go from completely calm and rational to extremely violent and racist in a matter of one to three seconds. Its as if a storm were brewing and it comes out suddenly like a typhoon. Similar to a rage filled ultra tantrum.

Triggered by: -People being loud late at night

-Having sex on a pool table

-Eating their food when drunk

-Anything you do if your named Moga

-Bringing them dishes to clean

-Chop through their door with an axe

(even worse if they are having sex)

-Cats tipping over trash cans

Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound

-Party balls thrown down stairways

-"FUCKING CAT" screamed

-Racial slurs

-Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!)

-Orange towels thrown

-Door slammings and stomping

Guy 1: Hey did you get drunk and eat the guys food?

Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though.

Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out!

(door slams, stomping)

and

("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!")

Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'

by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009