An Asian man that thinks he is a white male. In other words, “a Twinkie”. Symptoms of this fatal Disease are, an Asian having a big penis, having terrible grades, and constantly wanting to commit sudoku.

“Jim is totally a god damn chink, I mean Hansoo”!

Hansoo by Hansoo May 30, 2020

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Hansoon

An individual who can go from completely calm and rational to extremely violent and racist in a matter of one to three seconds. Its as if a storm were brewing and it comes out suddenly like a typhoon. Similar to a rage filled ultra tantrum.

Triggered by: -People being loud late at night

-Having sex on a pool table

-Eating their food when drunk

-Anything you do if your named Moga

-Bringing them dishes to clean

-Chop through their door with an axe

(even worse if they are having sex)

-Cats tipping over trash cans

Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound

-Party balls thrown down stairways

-"FUCKING CAT" screamed

-Racial slurs

-Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!)

-Orange towels thrown

-Door slammings and stomping

Guy 1: Hey did you get drunk and eat the guys food?

Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though.

Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out!

(door slams, stomping)

and

("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!")

Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'

Hansoon by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009

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